Coach continues

OK, my apologies Falcon…corrections follow

 

1) Do you want some tofu to go with that whine?  Or maybe I should say it in U-per?  Dough yah want some of dat dere fake cheese stooff from dah Japanese?

 

2) As a well-educated, highly trained fisheries & wildlife resource manager, I regret to inform you that there are NO grizzly bears in Michigan …nor are there any real “mountains” that any self-respecting grizzly bear would be caught dead in.  Furthermore, your sister’s teddy bear is a black bear.

 

3) I’m waiting to hear back from the Success Center regarding how to get signed-up for the classes.  Get you schedule figured out now and have a 1^st, 2^nd, & 3^rd, time preference incase your first time is not available

 

4) Personal Vendetta?  Didn’t he kick your _ss at MSU last year?  Besides, I think he graduated.

 

5) All your boys?  For Pete’s sake Falcon, how many girls did you knock-up this summer?!